I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99
that’s still too much
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
- A novel written by me. (via yefaithful)
I’m just gonna bullshit it.
- my life motto for the past 20 years (via junmoneys)
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3
elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”
college is just “what the hell”
right now I want to get cuddled and my neck kissed, then after 10 minutes you can have your way with me