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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

- A novel written by me. (via yefaithful)

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  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

(Source: chopspookyeyelashes)

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squishingbricks:

lanadelrayj:

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

that’s still too much

I’m just gonna bullshit it.

- my life motto for the past 20 years  (via junmoneys)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy)

welele:

welele:

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thiccthot:

shoutout to that one bra that really just knows how to work the tatas

(Source: 4titty)

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rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(Source: dtargaryen)

imploding-with-feels:

jaclcfrost:

elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

legalmexican:

right now I want to get cuddled and my neck kissed, then after 10 minutes you can have your way with me

causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show

(Source: michaelsocha)